Oh crap, I guess that this swine flu scare just got real…particularly since I’m currently working in the Lowell schools.

Yeesh, I’ve also read reports that H1N1 kills via a “cytokine storm” wherein healthy young adults are actually killed by a hyperactive immune system. Perhaps it’s time to go on a 3 day binge and reduce my (otherwise Herculean, of course) immune system.

“Local Idiot Dies from Swine-Flu Inspired Bender, News at 11”